"Have you sunk so low into your gastronomic misery that you no longer recall what good food tastes like?"
Woes of an anemic encapsulated in beginner attempts at poetry
"We'll be late for all the good things in life and we'll miss on everything and then we'll just [sob] die alone!"
"One of my classes requires us to make a blog, a PUBLIC blog. The one people can see. And read. And talk about to you after they're done examining it."
"The entire paragraph above is basically self motivation. I know I need to work harder. Not for the marks but because I want to."
"This is my Toastmaster's CC2 speech. I wanted it to be witty and humorous but it turned out to be pretty sensitive which is totally NOT my usual style. "
"Hi, I , a member of the species Homo sapien sapien, am me, The Soggy Cornflake. The one left at the bottom of the bowl when you're done."